NARCOLEPTIC MAN

Here are the vitamins I finally received today . They are from a company called mitamins .
They take your ailments and customize a special tandom of vitamins just for you . I really got them for my narcoleptic activity which really stifles me sometimes . I also got some for other things , but mainly for my tremendous ability to wanna sleep a lot of the times . It can be very life altering . Anything can be quite a chore when you have the urge to sleep a lot of the time .
There is really no cure , but are a few options to treat the symptoms . I hope this works . GOD BLESS YOU ALL !!!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH

Here I am everybody !!! My imps have been holding me in seclusion for sometime now .
I have not been willingly ignoring everyone . I have not been neglecting my postal responsabilities . They have turned on me without warning . I now have to type my own postings . So they will probably be a bit more normal . Also , I don't type as fast as all the imps . I will try to keep up on posting . Don't expect one everyday though . The imps have done something to my brain that makes me sleep a lot . Ill do my best .
Please keep me and my fine narcoleptic self in your talks to GOD . The imps have mysteriously vanished . Where did they go ? Who are you ? What are they ? Are you sipping on scottish brubble ? Fleas have evasive ways of clipping my chipper down . There are blankets at WAL-MART for Godly coverings . What?? What????What? What????

My dad had his last tooth fall out .
He saved it and kept it in his pocket .
He would pull it out , and make it do things .
It was quite funny .
It was quite ugly .
He finally lost it .
He was just about to have his tooth baptized .
WWWWWWhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttt????????????
No one could handle the tooth .