Saturday, April 19, 2008

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH

Here I am everybody !!! My imps have been holding me in seclusion for sometime now .
I have not been willingly ignoring everyone . I have not been neglecting my postal responsabilities . They have turned on me without warning . I now have to type my own postings . So they will probably be a bit more normal . Also , I don't type as fast as all the imps . I will try to keep up on posting . Don't expect one everyday though . The imps have done something to my brain that makes me sleep a lot . Ill do my best .
Please keep me and my fine narcoleptic self in your talks to GOD . The imps have mysteriously vanished . Where did they go ? Who are you ? What are they ? Are you sipping on scottish brubble ? Fleas have evasive ways of clipping my chipper down . There are blankets at WAL-MART for Godly coverings . What?? What????What? What????

My dad had his last tooth fall out .
He saved it and kept it in his pocket .
He would pull it out , and make it do things .
It was quite funny .
It was quite ugly .
He finally lost it .
He was just about to have his tooth baptized .
WWWWWWhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttt????????????
No one could handle the tooth .

3 comments:

Kimmy said...

I know I should say something. I just don't know what.

I am cautiously looking forward to reading this blog;-)

Connie Mae said...

WOW!!! You are really far out there aren't you?? Just kidding. I hope your blog is kept more up to date! I am a blog reader, not much of a writer! LOL!! Keep them coming. I need something for a laugh once in a while! Oh, by the way, I need some Wal Mart blankets for Godly covering. Where are they located??? Have a great week!

Teri said...

I think those imps are hiding out at Walmart under blankets for Godly coverings, sucking back some
scottish brubble,Eh?
And those fleas better stop clipping your chipper down or we'll have to get your dad's tooth after them buggers!(if we could find it) I don't think they could handle the TOOTH!